exiting the container

Comet Hale-Bopp is the savior of Humanity, Man's ticket to the next level of his evolution. Our friends from Outer Space have sent this celestial messenger to us (with the UFO which follows it). It will wisk us away to the next level of our development -- to a Heaven in the stars.

We must prepare ourselves to shed the physical "containers" of our bodies and ascend to the comet. This page outlines the steps necessary to make the journey to the Mothership. Amen.

The Five Steps to Salvation:

1. Shave Head

2. Undergo Voluntary Castration

3. Pack for Trip (see packing list)

4. One Last Evening of Web Surfing

5. Consume Poison Jello Shooters

 

Congratulations, you have ascended to the next level of human development!

 

What You'll Need to Bring Along:

nike swoosh

A pair of Nike sneakers

id card

A valid Photo ID

2 dollar bill

Money for the trip (drinks on the Mothership)

rude baby

A sense of humor

 

 

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Last modified: 14 Apr 1997 01:57 PM