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Yoyosurf Scientist, Azhif Yahnehdtano (pronounced "Ted"), recently made available to the general public, stunning new photographs of the elusive Hale-Bopp comet. We've uncovered some evidence we think you'll find fascinating.

We stuck this thing under a microscope (or maybe it was a telescope, perhaps even a periscope) and were quite suprised at what we saw.

Lace up your Nikes & grab a drink, We're off on a magical mystery tour. Be sure to bring along these essentials.

Why'd we do this, anyway?